Things I have to do today before Dad picks me up:

• Laundry
• Cat box
• Clean the bathrooms
• Fridgerate beers
• Sweep the kitchen
• Pack
• English project
• French project
• Algebra homework
• Shower
• Take pills

What have I done so far?

• Printed out 50 pages worth of fanfiction
• Ate breakfast
• Watched HGTV for 4 hours

It's at these times when I really fucking hate myself.